Showing posts with label can't find the grill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label can't find the grill. Show all posts

Sunday, February 10, 2013

And where the heck are the chickens?

"Chuck, honey? I'm in the mood for barbecue chicken. Can we fire up the grill?"

"I don't think—"

"Don't tell me we're out of propane!"

"No, we—"

"I'm dying for it. Please?"

"It's not really—"

"Fine! I'll just light the grill myself."
 
 "Suit yourself."

"Um, Chuck? Where is the grill? Chuck?"


 





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