"I don't think—"
"Don't tell me we're out of propane!"
"No, we—"
"I'm dying for it. Please?"
"It's not really—"
"Fine! I'll just light the grill myself."
"Suit yourself."
"Um, Chuck? Where is the grill? Chuck?"
After years of dying a slow professional death at Mulletville Corp and then resurrecting my career through a series of part-time, freelance,...