Sunday, January 11, 2009

Are you married to a hotdog head?



Stop me if you’ve heard this one:

A wife is doing the dishes. Her husband comes up behind her and says, “Why don’t you take a break?” She stops doing the dishes but starts folding clothes. Again, her husband comes up behind her and says, “Why don’t you take a break?” So she stops folding clothes but this time she picks up the vacuum. Exasperated, her husband comes up behind her again and says, “I thought you were going to take a break?” She turns off the vacuum and says, “Well, why don’t you stop following me around and start cleaning up around here so I can take a damn break? Weinerface!”

Oh wait, sorry, that’s not a joke, that’s this afternoon’s conversation.

Ooops.

17 comments:

Denise said...

I love it! and yes....arent they ALL hotdog heads??

Keely said...

I would have that exact conversation with my husband, except he doesn't care if I take a break or not.

Wienerhead.

Marinka said...

lolol.

Temple said...

lol...seriously. What is that saying...a woman's work is never done and the hot-dog-heads have all the fun?

Oh and THANKS again for the Snuggie-it has gotten a ton of use with my whole sinus infection/death cold thing this weekend. And I agree, the sage green is great for outdoor escapades...it blends more with my wardrobe and is less conspicuous!

And a day over 25?!?! You are my new bestest friend ev-ah!!!!

Stacy's Random Thoughts said...

OMG! That's the kind of conversations we have over here...except I haven't called him a weinerface...maybe I should, and he'd get the hint! LOL!!

Thanks for the laugh! :)

Nicole said...

Oh, such is the life... I can relate! Isn't it funny how clean and tidy the house remains when the hubbs is out of town? *silly boys*

Julia said...

I would find this funny except today my husband made himself a F-ing hot dog and left all the crap on the counter. Mustard, buns, open pack of dogs, knife with mustard... He is the King of all hot dog heads.

Mary Anna said...

I'm strangely hungry after seeing that photo. Do you have any mustard?

Kaye said...

That's great!

Shosh said...

LOL!!!!!

Relimom said...

Haha! That is so typical.
Thanks for sharing.

Annikke said...

Thats hysterical! I have had those conversations before! LOL

Renée aka Mekhismom said...

That is hilarious. Did it really happen? LOL

Practically Joe said...

It's just frustrating that you women just won't do what we ask.
(crickets)
Wait! Who fn said that?
Honest ... it wasn't me froggie.

Carol @SheLives said...

We have that conversation at my house from time to time. He usually ends it with, "The house doesn't look bad at all. Take a day off and come hang out with me." Next day he says, "This place is a mess. How did it get so out of control?"

tsk

Leanne said...

OMG. You must be married to my husband too. I used a worse word than weinerhead though.

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