Friday, November 7, 2008

I'm goin' places—FUR real!

I was being facetious about the blogger fame to which I have ascended. I really was. Didjya think I was being all boasty and shit? Huh?

I won't lie. Some days I like to pretend I'm Rocks in My Dryer or Immoral Matriarch but then I think, why be a Saks when you can be a Harry's Drive-in? Sure, when you've reached cult blogmama status you get to sample fabulous purses, armchairs and gemstones and your life is all devour-my-brilliantness-my-lowly-peon-readers but come on, if I wasn't the wee little Mrs. Mullet I wouldn't have come home yesterday to find this:



Yes! The lovely people at Furminator saw my whiny post about my fat furballs and sent me a Furminator, some shampoo, and a spray bottle. Wasn't that nice of them?

Design Mom? She ain't got shit on me.

(Do I have my doubts that a five inch metal brush can tackle that beast to the right? Hell yes.)

11 comments:

Lidian said...

Wow, that is a fuzzy cat! I will be very interested in how that Furminator works, since we have one extremely fuzzy, furry pudding of a cat here on the premises (and cat hair all over said premises, too)

Renée aka Mekhismom said...

I hope that furminator works for you (bmw). LOL

Keely said...

I heard that the trick to a Furminator was bathing the animal first. Isn't bathing a cat sort of asking to be mauled?

Kelly said...

hey, you're getting free crap from your blog posts! that's more than i could wish for! maybe i should start bitching more on my blog.

Mary Anna said...

Wow - now that's what I call target marketing! (Being a "retired" "marketing pro," I know what I'm talking about - do you want some more milk, sweetie?)

Melissa said...

LOL! Great post! Love the giant fluff ball of a kitty you have! And you can't beat free stuff!

Erin Tales said...

Looks like he has doubts too. LOL.

Frogs in my formula said...

I could easily see the Furminator experiment turning into a week-long adventure. No baths though--I like my eyeballs.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Nice free booty you got there! Gotta love free stuff!

Chat Blanc said...

I have the furminator and use it on my furry furball! it actually does work.

btw, in my book that counts as fabulous swag!

Felicia said...

Oh my goodness I need these! We have two cats and one of them is belemic (sp?) if that isn't enough to worry about! LOL! Maybe they will send me some??

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