I was being facetious about the blogger fame to which I have ascended. I really was. Didjya think I was being all boasty and shit? Huh?
I won't lie. Some days I like to pretend I'm Rocks in My Dryer or Immoral Matriarch but then I think, why be a Saks when you can be a Harry's Drive-in? Sure, when you've reached cult blogmama status you get to sample fabulous purses, armchairs and gemstones and your life is all devour-my-brilliantness-my-lowly-peon-readers but come on, if I wasn't the wee little Mrs. Mullet I wouldn't have come home yesterday to find this:
Yes! The lovely people at Furminator saw my whiny post about my fat furballs and sent me a Furminator, some shampoo, and a spray bottle. Wasn't that nice of them?
Design Mom? She ain't got shit on me.
(Do I have my doubts that a five inch metal brush can tackle that beast to the right? Hell yes.)
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Wow, that is a fuzzy cat! I will be very interested in how that Furminator works, since we have one extremely fuzzy, furry pudding of a cat here on the premises (and cat hair all over said premises, too)
I hope that furminator works for you (bmw). LOL
I heard that the trick to a Furminator was bathing the animal first. Isn't bathing a cat sort of asking to be mauled?
hey, you're getting free crap from your blog posts! that's more than i could wish for! maybe i should start bitching more on my blog.
Wow - now that's what I call target marketing! (Being a "retired" "marketing pro," I know what I'm talking about - do you want some more milk, sweetie?)
LOL! Great post! Love the giant fluff ball of a kitty you have! And you can't beat free stuff!
Looks like he has doubts too. LOL.
I could easily see the Furminator experiment turning into a week-long adventure. No baths though--I like my eyeballs.
Nice free booty you got there! Gotta love free stuff!
I have the furminator and use it on my furry furball! it actually does work.
btw, in my book that counts as fabulous swag!
Oh my goodness I need these! We have two cats and one of them is belemic (sp?) if that isn't enough to worry about! LOL! Maybe they will send me some??
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