And I like the folks at eBeanstalk. They send me informative emails with answers to my most probing parental questions. But never once did I ask myself this:

D'oh! Why does Billy loathe splashing water at his turds? Mommy and Daddy think it's great fun!
I hesitated to post the email because, like I said, I do like the eBeanstalk folks. But on July 19, I sent this:

If you can't read that, I wrote, "Dear eBeanstalk, I really enjoy these emails, and I find this one particularly helpful (I have an inquisitive two-year-old) but you might want to have someone proof the FAQ responses for typos. I don't mean to criticize, but there are several in the response below.
See, I tried to forepoo them. I mean, forewarn them. Oopsie.