Tuesday, April 13, 2010
The one mommyism that makes my ears bleed
I know that's blurry, but can you see what it says? No?
It says, "Mominatrix."
That's right, Mom + Dominatrix.
Why did we have to go there?
I already blogged about how much I dislike all the mommyisms. I thought we would have maxed out on them by now but nope, Kristen Chase has written The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex. Allegedly, her book will inspire you to shake things up in the laundry room.
Know what would make my laundry room a whole lot hotter? If my husband actually did a damn load of laundry. Then, instead of hating him, I'd actually want to jump him. Or get my hair cut. It's a toss up.
Anyway, I guess the world needs tips from a mominatrix (gag) because, according to the May 2010 issue of Parenting magazine, "58% of readers say their sex lives are more routine than an annual checkup."
Giddy up spin cycle, giddy up.
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