tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post2819234120469690896..comments2023-10-30T12:15:27.158-04:00Comments on Frogs in my formula: The one mommyism that makes my ears bleedFrogs in my formulahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15588651443689809504noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-1457326834194869742010-04-17T00:29:49.457-04:002010-04-17T00:29:49.457-04:00Oh my gosh, you are so right.
That right there is...Oh my gosh, you are so right.<br /><br />That right there is true foreplay.Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-68332265839833195542010-04-15T17:36:31.920-04:002010-04-15T17:36:31.920-04:00The last place I'd want to seduce my husband i...The last place I'd want to seduce my husband is in the laundry room, which in our case is the cluttered, spider infested, suffocatingly humid garage. I'm okay with routine if it means sex in a bed. Although, if I'm in bed chances are I'll be sleeping due to all that laundry I've been doing. Full circle, no?Mrsbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16338013137281543065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-62560841055979702382010-04-15T16:13:58.400-04:002010-04-15T16:13:58.400-04:00I know how to have sex, and where is can be had, o...I know how to have sex, and where is can be had, or where it would be fun to have. <br />Childbirth did not remove that function from my brain.<br /><br />It did stop us from having sex on the living room sofa as frequently but there's always deck.Catooteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18243965613106099628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-65677686830066094582010-04-15T13:47:32.070-04:002010-04-15T13:47:32.070-04:00Oh man that is funny! Sick about the Mominatrix b...Oh man that is funny! Sick about the Mominatrix but funny!!Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15096840533718475842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-52167185070374755282010-04-15T11:19:30.927-04:002010-04-15T11:19:30.927-04:00OMG Sheila's comment had me rolling! I just ca...OMG Sheila's comment had me rolling! I just can't stand cutsy stuff altogether, especially with moms. Being a mom isn't cute, it's hard work. The ones who think it's cute are doing it wrong, they aren't worrying enough and they are obviously getting plenty of sleep. Maybe their husbands actually do the laundry which just makes me hate them more. <br /><br />I need chocolate now.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08551314950473231190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-62093826566638090762010-04-15T11:05:16.805-04:002010-04-15T11:05:16.805-04:00Mominatrix huh? I think marketers are starting to...Mominatrix huh? I think marketers are starting to really reach to impact the all illusive mommy market.Small Town Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06996637988698465714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-44568464002905706562010-04-14T23:20:45.007-04:002010-04-14T23:20:45.007-04:00Oh you are so RIGHT. My PRIEST told my hubby when ...Oh you are so RIGHT. My PRIEST told my hubby when we were getting married that doing dishes was foreplay. Hubby went out and bought a dishwasher. Sigh.Leannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15592530066607069238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-56491912427811448072010-04-14T21:36:25.511-04:002010-04-14T21:36:25.511-04:00I'm with you. In fact, my hubby was lucky enou...I'm with you. In fact, my hubby was lucky enough to just get laid two days in a row because he kept doing housework and yard work...all without me nagging. Giddy up, indeed!!Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07596650736290691630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-7482267152785411182010-04-14T21:23:25.095-04:002010-04-14T21:23:25.095-04:00Right there with you. Ew. Why did they go there? W...Right there with you. Ew. Why did they go there? Who gets paid to think this stuff up?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16693160339334116500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-76926185517244610452010-04-14T20:22:10.911-04:002010-04-14T20:22:10.911-04:00Sex in the laundry room? He is lucky if after my d...Sex in the laundry room? He is lucky if after my day he gets any with me awake!Loving Wife, Working Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16695325961243848467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-10776361209374606082010-04-14T17:07:22.339-04:002010-04-14T17:07:22.339-04:00Wow, who knew such fun could be had with major app...Wow, who knew such fun could be had with major appliances!Frogs in my formulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15588651443689809504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-74740820868395083082010-04-14T15:54:59.723-04:002010-04-14T15:54:59.723-04:00any kind of sex which involves the word mommy is N...any kind of sex which involves the word mommy is NOT sexy. End of story. While having sex, you should be wife, or woman, or slutty whore...but not mommyCholeesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11595335654681755401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-77351084229452901962010-04-14T14:25:40.063-04:002010-04-14T14:25:40.063-04:00Dear blognut,
if the male person puts the dishes a...Dear blognut,<br />if the male person puts the dishes away the publicist cannot find them for a week.<br />You would think that since he knew where they were when he took them OUT of the cabinet he would know where they belong.<br />thank you,<br />Pricilla for the publicist who is still searching for her potato masherbrokenteepeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06907414560986208401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-44113118888825172642010-04-14T14:23:10.673-04:002010-04-14T14:23:10.673-04:00Please no more reasons for my husband to nag me ab...Please no more reasons for my husband to nag me about more sex. I guess I could show him some of those statistics and give him an idea of what normal expectations should be. <br /><br />And on a second note...my husband does his own laundry on occasion and it does nothing to increase his sexual attractiveness. I just thought I had to let you know.Juliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01851909774982026207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-21024558800814043142010-04-14T14:17:04.271-04:002010-04-14T14:17:04.271-04:00I'm happy to be through to the grandmom stage....I'm happy to be through to the grandmom stage. They don't do that with grandmoms thank god because I'm so sick of reading the mommyisms everywhere. gramminatrix? Nah.Buggyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08590736331252340222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-59116257773432681962010-04-14T11:30:25.036-04:002010-04-14T11:30:25.036-04:00So, how is this woman's advice different from ...So, how is this woman's advice different from Cosmo? Do we need her to tell us not do to it in front of the kids?<br /><br />I'm beginning to resent all "mom" centered advice items. Hi, I became a mother. I didn't get a frontal lobotomy. I still know how things work.Mama Badgerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14728171552859416176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-57072601145585558502010-04-14T10:01:26.639-04:002010-04-14T10:01:26.639-04:00My husband does the laundry. I wonder if I did a l...My husband does the laundry. I wonder if I did a load, he would consider that foreplay?Lindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01001887689493380499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-88154106823521894512010-04-14T09:11:01.112-04:002010-04-14T09:11:01.112-04:00I've got no problem with sex, or moms and sex,...I've got no problem with sex, or moms and sex, or women and sex, or anything involving sex.<br /><br />But a guy who can do laundry turns me on, too.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-63882809909665173392010-04-14T07:29:00.081-04:002010-04-14T07:29:00.081-04:00LOL! That is funny. I checked out her blog once.....LOL! That is funny. I checked out her blog once....I didn't really learn much I didn't already know. Then I thought, I think people just get passionate about something and making it THEIR thing. But yeah, tacking "mommy" on to something is not something you should do to just ANY word.SmartBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02187513727826950625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-90259285133703723472010-04-14T06:24:36.053-04:002010-04-14T06:24:36.053-04:00I've blogged about this same thing - why don&#...I've blogged about this same thing - why don't men realize, they wash a dish they get a treat? I guess it's like training a dog.<br /><br />As for the blending of words, or portmanteau phenomenon, I HATE it makes me crazy - way overused - mominatrix - I pictured Keanu Reeves doing laundry while doing matrix style flips.-Sheilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07517747204484524335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-24399092158396731662010-04-14T00:27:01.759-04:002010-04-14T00:27:01.759-04:00One more book to tell us what we're doing wron...One more book to tell us what we're doing wrong. Awesome.Keelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06323783519078200647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-22233781306610202172010-04-14T00:15:16.268-04:002010-04-14T00:15:16.268-04:00Doing laundry is foreplay.
Emptying the dishwas...Doing laundry is foreplay. <br /><br />Emptying the dishwasher? Now that is orgasmic.blognuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161713516407124717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-25951229935808292372010-04-13T23:26:41.381-04:002010-04-13T23:26:41.381-04:00Oh man, i laughed till I almost peed. I think you...Oh man, i laughed till I almost peed. I think you are so right about them doing laundry. That would be hot.Shana Putnamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06358368506091648893noreply@blogger.com