Marlene. Her boss. All day: "Lisa, can you do me a favor and get me a file?"
Giggles. Guffaws.
The speed oglers ain't got shit on this file cabinet.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
How to make friends when you're the new girl
Lisa. New secretary at work (not mine—I'm not that important). Straight out of college. Attacked the file cabinets with a vengeance. Labeled a drawer this:
Marlene. Her boss. All day: "Lisa, can you do me a favor and get me a file?"
Giggles. Guffaws.
The speed oglers ain't got shit on this file cabinet.
Marlene. Her boss. All day: "Lisa, can you do me a favor and get me a file?"
Giggles. Guffaws.
The speed oglers ain't got shit on this file cabinet.
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18 comments:
buahahaha, funny.
Hahaha!! Very funny!
That is hysterical!
Hiring people right out of college is always super funny. They love using all the words they learned in school and think are cool like 'synergy'. They're so cute before they get all twisted and bitter like the rest of us.
Too Funny!!
THAT is HILARIOUS! :)
Ahh yes, the days of innocence. So sad, yet somehow hilarious.
LOL, that is hilarious.
Mulletville! I totally love it. I would have loved it even more when I was 17...
I bet she's popular.
She and those files are symbiotic ... like the chicken and the egg. (If you get that reference, I'm leaving Paul for you tomorrow.)
*hee hee* poor dear...
Funny stuff!!
I just spit juice on my keyboard. Thanks for that. :)
Oh, my! Oh, my! Too funny.
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I feel so proud.
I need a secretary.
Thanks for the post, and for the link to speed oglers -- both gave me great visuals!
And I thought our file cabinet labeled A-JEW was funny.
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