Showing posts with label file etiquette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label file etiquette. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

How to make friends when you're the new girl

Lisa. New secretary at work (not mine—I'm not that important). Straight out of college. Attacked the file cabinets with a vengeance. Labeled a drawer this:



Marlene. Her boss. All day: "Lisa, can you do me a favor and get me a file?"

Giggles. Guffaws.

The speed oglers ain't got shit on this file cabinet.

I won't let that Halloween go! I won't, I tell you.

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