Friday, December 10, 2010
What can I say? I need a higher chair
Marketing Head: "Mrs. Mullet, can you come into my office?"
Mrs. M: "Er, yes, sir."
Marketing Head: "Your brochures have a lot of typos lately. A lot of gobbily-gook. Are you spell checking before you print?"
Mrs. M: "Er, yes, sir."
Marketing Head: "And the spacing is off. Is your space bar broken or perhaps stuck?"
Mrs. M: "Gee, sir, I can't imagine what the issue might be."
Marketing Head: "Well, I just thought I'd bring it to your attention."
Mrs. M: "Of course, sir. Of course."
Marketing Head: "We have the highest standards here at Mulletville Corp."
Mrs. M: "Of course, sir. Of course."
Marketing Head: "That'll be all for now Mrs. Mullet."
Mrs. M: "Yes, sir."
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7 comments:
I think you can sue for failure to appreciate your physical disability under the ADA.
The highest standards--but not a higher chair. Sure.
He, he, he. Jerk.
Who do you work for, Lou Grant????
Nice... Crazy boss as usual!
Hey, your belly just has a lot to say.
Maybe if Diddlydoo kicks, he'll throw in a b or an n every once and again.
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