I must have been smoking crack when I bought this Laura Geller eyeshadow on QVC
I have no other explanation as to why I, a strictly brown girl, would purchase purple and gold sparkly eyeshadow. It screams ice skater. But dammit, I was willing to try it because Chuck and I are going to a fancy dinner dance tonight. So I slapped some on. I love the just-fell-down-the-stairs look, don't you?
Then I went to try on the sheer nylons I'd bought. Holy giraffe stockings! Did I accidentally shop at the Big and Tall?
So things are going great. It's 4:30. We have to leave in an hour. And I'm blogging.
Chuck, honey, I think we're going to be a little late...