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About me: I'm 42 and added another gherkin to our pickle party of a family. My husband Chuck, our 9-year-old Junior, our 6-year-old Everett, our toddler and I live in a town in Connecticut I affectionately call Mulletville Lite (aka my childhood hometown). My friends call me Nutjob, and they're right. In my husband's spare time he dresses up as a Viking and chases ghosts (and I'm the nutjob?). When I'm not busy working as a graphic designer, I lie in a ball in the corner.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

I'm starting to think the missing man may have been eaten by mold

Holy crap.

Someone in my department up and decided to drop off the face of the planet, so I've been helping to pick up the slack. His cube and his team are across the building, which means marathon sprints down the halls every time there's a team meeting.

I've lost 3.3 pounds in three days.

Know what else? The missing man has some kind of mold infestation in his cubicle. Whenever I'm forced to sit there, I sneeze. So much so that the dude sitting next to me now holds up a little sign that reads, "Bless you" because he got tired of saying it.

He also sighs before he holds up the sign. Bite me, okay?

I'm sorry I haven't been around much—all the extra work and sprinting mean Mrs. Mullet is an absolute slug by the end of the day. But I'm sure the body, er, man, will turn up any day now.

Oh, and I finally made a decision about the posing nude thing...but eek! It's already 7:52 a.m. and I only have one eye mascara-ed.

15 comments:

Lindy said...

Whew.....Finally - don't have to see those nappy feet in my reader anymore.

Did this person at work disappear b/c of your nappy feet post too? I mean, seriously, I was on the verge.

mannequin said...

Mold in the cubicle.
A hairy footed artist desires to paint you buck necked.
The list goes on and on. Bless you child.

Brandy said...

cliffhangers are rude.

Sara said...

There is one kind of mold that makes me sneeze and it is Chaetomium. OK, I've done many air tests and KNOW it is that one. :D Hope the dude shows up.

♥georgie♥ said...

Mold is bad...i would demand his team come to your side of the hall...but losing 3.3lbs is awesome lol

Renée aka Mekhismom said...

Did you really lose weight? I mean that is a hell of a fitness plan if it works.

Anonymous said...

Have you tried contacting the man's mistress to find him?
(This worked for a certain governer that has been in the news)

Stacie said...

You lead a crazy life, my friend. Moldy cubicles, furry feat, coke in the shower and losing 3.3 lbs in three days. Need I say more.

Pricilla said...

I am thinking I am glad I am a goat and don't live in Mulletville....

Suzi said...

Seriously? You're going to leave us hanging? I guess that's the sure fire way to get us to come back and see what you're up to.

kyooty said...

cliff hanger blog style; love it!

Grand Pooba said...

Oh come on! You can't just leave us hanging like that!

A Mom on Spin said...

I'm speechless. . .what with the nudity. . .and the feet. . .and the mold. . .and the murder. . .

Your life may be just a tad-bit-more exciting than mine!

SLColman said...

Ewwww mold!! I hope the guy does show up soon so you don't have to deal with all the ugh anymore!

Staci said...

The guy next to you should be happy that moldy guy's cubicle makes you sneeze instead of fart. Maybe tomorrow you should hold up your own sign, something like "It could have been the other end."