Sunday, May 9, 2010

My life is now complete


I can't friggen believe it. Thomas the Train emailed me a Mother's Day greeting, along with cutesy tips on how to enjoy my day. Because he wants me celebrate by riding on him again—not by drinking vodka—I've decided he can bite me.

Happy Mother's Day!

15 comments:

kyooty said...

Happy Mothers Day to you

Doris Sturm said...

Well, aren't you special ;-) Happy Mother's Day to you :-)

Beta Dad said...

You can't drink vodka AND ride a train?

Happy Mom's Day!

Alison said...

I didn't get anything from Thomas. And we went to his day out this past fall. I feel bitter now.

Everyday Goddess said...

I've seen Thomas the Train. He's a souse if ever there was one.

Skol!

Julia said...

Wishing you a "Thomas Free" Mother's Day!

Oops. To late already.

Oh hell, let's just start singing together,
"There two, their four, their six, their eight,
Shunting trucks and hauling freight,
Red and green and brown and blue,
They're the really useful crew..."

I could go on but will spare you. After all, it's mother's day.

brokenteepee said...

Well, Thomas is a rather LONG train, isn't he?

Happy Mother's Day

Keely said...

Goodness. How DO you manage to deal with celebrity so gracefully?

*sips her vodka*

Expat Barbie said...

:)

vodka indeed. we deserve it.

Mrsbear said...

I believe Thomas is mocking you. ;)

Hope you had a lovely Mother's Day.

The Mother said...

Hilarious!

Jen said...

Happy Mother's Day. Don't knock the cards from Thomas et al. For a few years they were the only cards I got on Christmas, birthday and Mother's Day. They better damn well send a card since I have spent all my discretionary, as well as non discretionary funds on those damn trains.

SmartBear said...

I would need me some vodka to survive that train!

Stephanie said...

Happy Mothers Day! You know you could ride Thomas and drink vodka while doing it!! :)

So what is this meatloaf fear all about?

Unknown said...

LMAO you're a trip!

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