Said the harried women to the blogosphere:
Do you see what I see?
'Hanging on the ledge, blogosphere,
Do you see what I see?
Khaki shorts, khaki shorts
Almost in the bin,
With pockets as big as a chin.
(Hey, you try finding something that rhymes with bin.)
I don't come bearing celebratory silver or gold (and I am singing out of season), but I do have sippy cups. Tommee Tippee 2-Pack Explora Truly Spill Proof Sippy Cup to be exact.
Hot damn.
I like these sipppy cups because the cups are nice and big, and the side grips make the cups easy to, well, grip. They're also BPA- and phthalate-free.
You know the drill: Leave me a comment telling me how fabulous I am, and you'll be entered to win. Giveaway ends August 6, midnight EST. Open to U.S. residents only.
(I was not paid to write this post.)
16 comments:
You are fabulous, and I'm not just saying that to get my hand on your tommee tippees or whatever the hell they're called!
This made me laugh SO hard because I screamed at my husband earlier for a towel hanging over the edge "What the hell? Is only the part IN the freakin basket dirty? Is the rest of it clean? put the whole effin' towel in the basket!"
Oh Bruiser could so use those. The rhyme was cute, I know I could never come up with one like that. You do rock!
You are a fucking rock star. Now, give me those cups to add to my collection...
Straight and to the point. I love it.
Ya know it is almost a "sin" that those pants were almost in the "bin"... but I feel your rhyming pain in the chin ;)
Oh, and I could so use those cups--you rock!
I'm glad he is improving.
You don't need to enter me as don't drink from a sippy cup. I use a bucket.
At least your spouse is getting his items somewhere within a mile of the laundry bin... better than I can say for my man.
"With pockets as wide as Ho Chi Minh..."
yay for chuck.
What if I told you that you are so fabulous that I have started at the beginning of your blog so that I can read all of your clever and hilarious posts. Would that increase my odds? :P You are so funny! This is the only blog I check in on, apart from people I actually know. You always make me laugh. :)
You are beyond fabulous!!!!! Love it :)
That's one big chin! Still, you are pretty fabulous and I do need some sippy cups.
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We registered for the Tommee Tippee Bottles...I hope we like them. While I do believe you are fabulous...I am not looking to be entered in the give away as sippy cups are a while away!
Nice job with the song!
You know, I think you might be going to Hell for putting 'damn' and 'miracle' in the same sentence. Though God might look at the years spent in Mulletville as time served. . . .
Of course you are faboo. And with a little one on the way, you're twice as faboo (does that make you fabooboo?)
Anyhow, I was just looking at those bad boys in the store. I couldn't judge whether little o could handle them or not while they were still in the damn package, so I decided not to go for it. But if I were to win it? You'd be a goddess.
You're awesome. Oh, damn, I'm past the deadline. Pity.
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