Chuck: “That’s okay.”
Mrs. Mullet: “That’s okay?”
Chuck: “Tonight’s not a good night.”
Mrs. Mullet: “Why not?”
Chuck: “Junior was exhausting today. I don’t have it in me.”
Mrs. Mullet: “But I'm tired from working all day, and I'm willing to rally. What if I—”
Chuck: “No thank you.”
Mrs. Mullet: “Not even if I—”
Chuck: “[Sigh] I said no. I’m going to go finish the dishes now. I'm sorry.”
After Chuck got up, I reached under me and pulled this out
“What are you looking at?” I asked.
“I can’t be sure,” it replied, “but do you need a magazine and box of tissues? Cause that’s how most dudes handle this situation.”
23 comments:
Turnabout is SO fairplay.
Ouch.
You can show him this post the next time YOU are tired.
At least he did the dishes....
At least.
Grumble, grumble.
De.nied?
How's that even possible?
Although, a man doing my dishes totally would've put me in a *winkwink* kind of mood.
Aw, man, that is "baaaa"d.
Yeah. I totally feel you. My hubby goes to bed at 10:30. With our son. In our bed. Of course it is both of our faults that he sleeps with us BUT hello!! 10:30?? Are you freakin' kidding me? He tells me to come wake him up. I tell him that if he doesn't want it bad enough to stay awake for the 20 minutes it takes for Blaze to go to sleep then he ain't gettin' it. I have got to get Blaze in his own bed...*bangs head on keyboard*
Lame! I thought men were never supposed to turn down sex!
Gosh, I don't think Hotty Hubby has EVER turned it down. I'd think he was sick!
Turns out being the house-husband is pretty tiring.
And now Chuck understand why so many housewives are just not in the mood. It doesn't help you at all, but there are housewives the world over who would like him to talk to their husbands. You gotta love the fact that he did the dishes.
Bwahahahaha!!
Good to know the stereotypes can go both ways!
I am convinced that this story is false....I can't wrap my head around this one....lol! Better luck next time!
oh bummer. i guess kids really are the best birth control.
Guys get tired too?
Who knew?
the horrors!!!!
*raises hand shamelessly* I've totally offered to "do all the work" when HE isn't in the mood. :)
The Mother said what I was going to say.
I'd have taken the dishes if there was an either/or to it anyway.
Ouch! :(
you forgot about the lotion, you gotta have the lotion.
Wow...that is surprising!! All is fair in love and the causes of war ;)
~WM
I was going to say at least he did the dishes. And use this to your advantage next time *you're* tired!!
I hate the turn down!
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