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About me: I'm 42 and added another gherkin to our pickle party of a family. My husband Chuck, our 9-year-old Junior, our 6-year-old Everett, our toddler and I live in a town in Connecticut I affectionately call Mulletville Lite (aka my childhood hometown). My friends call me Nutjob, and they're right. In my husband's spare time he dresses up as a Viking and chases ghosts (and I'm the nutjob?). When I'm not busy working as a graphic designer, I lie in a ball in the corner.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Beware of what's lurking under your sheets

Mrs. Mullet: “So...Chuckster...you wanna?” Wink, wink.

Chuck: “That’s okay.”

Mrs. Mullet: “That’s okay?”

Chuck: “Tonight’s not a good night.”

Mrs. Mullet: “Why not?”

Chuck: “Junior was exhausting today. I don’t have it in me.”

Mrs. Mullet: “But I'm tired from working all day, and I'm willing to rally. What if I—”

Chuck: “No thank you.”

Mrs. Mullet: “Not even if I—”

Chuck: “[Sigh] I said no. I’m going to go finish the dishes now. I'm sorry.”

After Chuck got up, I reached under me and pulled this out



“What are you looking at?” I asked.

“I can’t be sure,” it replied, “but do you need a magazine and box of tissues? Cause that’s how most dudes handle this situation.”

24 comments:

The Mother said...

Turnabout is SO fairplay.

Keely said...

Ouch.

Pricilla said...

You can show him this post the next time YOU are tired.

At least he did the dishes....

Frogs in my formula said...

At least.

Grumble, grumble.

Mrsbear said...

De.nied?

How's that even possible?

Although, a man doing my dishes totally would've put me in a *winkwink* kind of mood.

Texan Mama @ Who Put Me In Charge said...

Aw, man, that is "baaaa"d.

Shana said...

Yeah. I totally feel you. My hubby goes to bed at 10:30. With our son. In our bed. Of course it is both of our faults that he sleeps with us BUT hello!! 10:30?? Are you freakin' kidding me? He tells me to come wake him up. I tell him that if he doesn't want it bad enough to stay awake for the 20 minutes it takes for Blaze to go to sleep then he ain't gettin' it. I have got to get Blaze in his own bed...*bangs head on keyboard*

Ms. Salti said...

Lame! I thought men were never supposed to turn down sex!

Mad Woman said...

Gosh, I don't think Hotty Hubby has EVER turned it down. I'd think he was sick!

Jeanne said...

Turns out being the house-husband is pretty tiring.

Small Town Mommy said...

And now Chuck understand why so many housewives are just not in the mood. It doesn't help you at all, but there are housewives the world over who would like him to talk to their husbands. You gotta love the fact that he did the dishes.

Eternal Lizdom said...

Bwahahahaha!!

Good to know the stereotypes can go both ways!

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

I am convinced that this story is false....I can't wrap my head around this one....lol! Better luck next time!

Brandy said...

oh bummer. i guess kids really are the best birth control.

Stacie's Madness said...

ROFLMAO

Grand Pooba said...

Guys get tired too?

Who knew?

kyooty said...

the horrors!!!!

Lindy said...

*raises hand shamelessly* I've totally offered to "do all the work" when HE isn't in the mood. :)

Jen said...

The Mother said what I was going to say.

I'd have taken the dishes if there was an either/or to it anyway.

SLColman said...

Ouch! :(

Choleesa said...

you forgot about the lotion, you gotta have the lotion.

Working Mommy said...

Wow...that is surprising!! All is fair in love and the causes of war ;)

~WM

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

I was going to say at least he did the dishes. And use this to your advantage next time *you're* tired!!

blognut said...

I hate the turn down!