Mrs. Mullet, after a rough day at work: "I need a hug."
Chuck: "Hold on."
Mrs. Mullet: "Now."
Chuck: "I'm coming."
Mrs. Mullet: "What's taking so long? Don't you want to be there for me in my fragile emotional state?"
Chuck: "I always want to be there for you in your fragile emotional states."
Mrs. Mullet: "States? Who said anything about multiple states? I didn't say state, plural. I said state. As in one."
Chuck: "One what?"
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Hehe. Really they should just keep their mouths shut and give the hugs shouldn't they??
They are clueless. And maddening.
Men! They just don't get it, do they?
My next line would've been: Just forget it! Then I would've pouted.
Awesome communicator that I am.
harumph. Do we reallyhave to tell them? Shouldn't they be able to pick up on the drooling and flopping head?
Men have such a special way of making us forget why we are upset.
That sounds about right. :/
And I'm with DysFUNctional Mom.
boys are dumb.
What was on the TV?
Man, you have to work hard for hugs. Should have just asked for a butt pat.
Dammit Chuck! Pull yourself together man!!
awe, that's love! lol
You should have said you needed sex with no talking...wonder how quick he would have jumped. Men!
I think I've had that conversation, but my daughter never has. You know why? Because she's married to a woman.
Just sayin'....
Hahaha! I love Chuck.
I usually throw something hard at around this point of the conversation. I feel better when I hear the scream....
I love Chuck. Really.
Stupid boys. Stop with the mouth flapping and...oh. Hang on.
Oh my goodness - men just have NO clue do they?! LOL
Chuck needs to learn to hug quietly when requested. I am sorry you had a rough day at work. I hope things are better.
Hugs help. Their conversation not so much.
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