Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Wordful Wednesday: Lies!

Easy to grow? Oh yah? Easy to grow?

I think not.

This plant had intentions of dying the minute I bought it. All I had to do was look at it funny and it would droop. I've moved it into the sun, out of the sun, in from the rain, in to the rain. I've talked to it. Left it alone. Dressed sexy for it. Cooked it dinner!

It's turned up its nose(s?) at everything.

This plant is the insolent teenager in my house.

I don't even want to see its stupid fluffy pink flowers at this point. It can take its high maintenance photosynthesizing needs and hit the road.

Or, maybe I'll bury it next to the asparagus. Mwahahaha.


VandyJ said...

We have a couple of plants at home that are... well, not dead yet, but they're trying.
I'm not the most consistent waterer, but Nick is. He is trying to keep the plants alive, but on two of them--it's a lost cause I'm sure.

Pricilla said...

Mmmmm, looks mighty tasty to me. Send it out and I'll take real good care of it for you.

Brittney said...

you would be proud of your plant if you saw my 2 plants. They were looking a little droopy so I put them outside well the sun killed them and they havent come back to life yet

Anonymous said...

We had a peace lily at the house that did that shit.... I ended up taking it to work and that little bastard blooms all the time now. Jerk.

judemiller1 said...

Well the poor thing--Impatiens love shade not sun!!

Julia said...

I think it looks like it does not get consistent watering. Just the first thought from it's appearance from a real botanist. And it should be in the shade too. After that I don't know what to say.

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