About me: My husband Chuck, our five-year-old Junior, our two-year-old Everette and I live in a town in Connecticut I affectionately call Mulletville Lite (aka my childhood hometown). My friends call me Nutjob, and they're right. In my husband's spare time he dresses up as a Viking and chases ghosts (and I'm the nutjob?). When I'm not busy working as a graphic designer, I blog at funnynotslutty.com and soggypuffs.com.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
I may be a pervert
But there is something about this Scooby-Doo Chia pet—a gift to Junior from a co-worker— that makes me want to:
a. reach for a razor
b. tell my child to look away
c. make inappropriate comments about male parts
The longer I look at the box, the worse it gets. And we haven't even grown the hair yet—I mean ferns. Whatever the hell it is that comes out of that paste packet.