Thursday, December 29, 2011
I may be a pervert
But there is something about this Scooby-Doo Chia pet—a gift to Junior from a co-worker— that makes me want to:
a. reach for a razor
b. tell my child to look away
c. make inappropriate comments about male parts
The longer I look at the box, the worse it gets. And we haven't even grown the hair yet—I mean ferns. Whatever the hell it is that comes out of that paste packet.
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