Thursday, December 29, 2011
I may be a pervert
But there is something about this Scooby-Doo Chia pet—a gift to Junior from a co-worker— that makes me want to:
a. reach for a razor
b. tell my child to look away
c. make inappropriate comments about male parts
The longer I look at the box, the worse it gets. And we haven't even grown the hair yet—I mean ferns. Whatever the hell it is that comes out of that paste packet.
Ch-ch-ch-EW.
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