Cracks me up every time.
Know what else cracks me up? This book:

If you're looking for a last-minute gift for a mother, this book will make you laugh out loud.
I'm off to work now. And you! Quit scratching your ass and get baking those cookies.
After years of dying a slow professional death at Mulletville Corp and then resurrecting my career through a series of part-time, freelance,...