Obligatory blog post title. Please don't throw popcorn

On this 'versary of my blog
I'd like to thank that little frog
And think of all the dreamy men
Who sometimes dribble in my den
They come from lands both far and wide
And take from me my precious Tide
But still I love them quite to death
Oh joy to me I'm...

...I'm...

Married with a kid. And I have a blog. That's a year old.

Yah, shit, that about covers it.

(You may send gift cheques and BMW 328i Sports Wagons in Cherry Red to Mrs. Mullet c/o Mulletville. Thanks for reading!)