Nine years ago, pre-children, if I'd sent a text to everyone with this image attached, my phone would have exploded (wait, were we texting nine years ago?).
Now it's met with "Wait, didn't you get fixed?"
The short answer is yes, I did get neutered. The long answer is that I'm saddened that my April Fool's joke doesn't work anymore. I have to find something new, and until I do I have to endure my children's attempts at April Fool's jokes, which include:
"MOM! Everett just threw up!" followed by Everett spewing mouthfuls of water into the toilet.
And "MOM! Cam just pooped on the floor!"
And "MOM! The cat left diarrhea on your favorite blanket!"
And "MOM! I got a detention in school because of my chronic gas!" This assertion was even accompanied by a handwritten note. Too bad I recognize Junior's handwriting.
It's nonstop chuckles.*
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