Someone (I’m talking about the someone with a capital S) has a sense of humor.
This afternoon my 11-month-old son was in a fit of giggles watching our neighbor’s Golden Lab run through the hose and shake himself dry. The harder the dog shook, the harder my son laughed.
Fast forward a few hours. I decided to treat myself to an after dinner bath. When I got out of the tub I realized there were no towels in the bathroom. I remembered the dog and thought it might be fun to try a good “wet dog” shake.
I wasn’t prepared for how long it took my behind to catch up with the rest of me.
Lesson: Someone invented towels for a reason.