tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post2477390197238363381..comments2023-10-30T12:15:27.158-04:00Comments on Frogs in my formula: I wish aliens would abduct her for a change (and other crappy comebacks)Frogs in my formulahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15588651443689809504noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-28605631432871888812010-09-17T15:56:49.842-04:002010-09-17T15:56:49.842-04:00You should publish her email address and let us al...You should publish her email address and let us all have atter. I’m already composing, “An Ode to Amber - the Selfish Dog-Loving Whore”. She probably won’t be able to trace an email from some random chick living in Saskatchewan back your way.FoNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02365273380889773073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-67901362410140499202010-09-15T22:38:50.570-04:002010-09-15T22:38:50.570-04:00I'd probably never talk to her again. That sh...I'd probably never talk to her again. That shit bothers me to the core.Juliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01851909774982026207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-88112619655814287802010-09-15T22:26:01.867-04:002010-09-15T22:26:01.867-04:00On those day you are late, be sure to give her a b...On those day you are late, be sure to give her a big smile and "Good Morning" on your way in. She's just jealous. And since your boss understands - don't let her get to you.JanaRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13028830697370612078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-40487321483303989662010-09-15T20:47:01.517-04:002010-09-15T20:47:01.517-04:00Okay...I have a foul mouth, but seriously? What a ...Okay...I have a foul mouth, but seriously? What a BITCH! <br />I too have coworkers who give me the stinkeye when I am 5 minutes late. Forget about the fact that I never get a break and am lucky if I get to eat lunch. I also never get to leave to pick up my tot on time.<br />And I hate it when I can't think of a comeback in the moment. Then you do that thing in the car where you are talking to yourself to say every comeback you can think of and people in traffic look at you funny. <br />I hope that coworker of yours remembers this if she ever has kids. Ugh!<br />Best,<br />TinaSmartBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02187513727826950625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-20378816608019559262010-09-15T19:51:19.503-04:002010-09-15T19:51:19.503-04:00That sucks! Really you hit the nail on the head, ...That sucks! Really you hit the nail on the head, just let it go. It is better for you and you staying angry gives her power and control. Just smile at her and keep trucking.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01216580106264628759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-85608275142497833442010-09-15T12:18:51.834-04:002010-09-15T12:18:51.834-04:00What if....
you looked up doggie daycare info, pr...What if....<br /><br />you looked up doggie daycare info, printed it out, and put it on her desk with a box of cheap-o sandwich baggies (the fold overs not the ziplocks). <br /><br />I was going to suggest a snarky note to accompany, but let's just let her wonder what the baggies are for. Poop picker uppers? Bring your lunch and eat it at your desk? Put it over your face and smother yourself? <br /><br />Ahh..the possibilites....Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16948930833706065878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-68770198751651260322010-09-15T01:24:54.367-04:002010-09-15T01:24:54.367-04:00I'm pissed just from reading it. What a passi...I'm pissed just from reading it. What a passive aggressive beotch! <br />You should've just ran her over in the parking lot.Cyndy Bushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12617354883122757511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-57575740746011415632010-09-14T22:04:03.949-04:002010-09-14T22:04:03.949-04:00You know what? This happens at my office too. All ...You know what? This happens at my office too. All the time. TO me, to other co-workers. . .and quite frankly if the boss understands, then those snotty women without kids should shut up and stop worrying that you're getting some special treatment that they're not. Next time she makes a remark, because she will, tell her, "Actually it is nice being favored because of my fertility. Thank you."Lisa @ Boondock Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11430994283914399581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-17596513108448095082010-09-14T21:29:27.018-04:002010-09-14T21:29:27.018-04:00@Cinnamon, lol!@Cinnamon, lol!Sabrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13125258166536698695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-74580333321879703042010-09-14T21:27:48.552-04:002010-09-14T21:27:48.552-04:00I would sweetly smile one day and say, "You k...I would sweetly smile one day and say, "You know, I was thinking, since you have so much time to sit around worrying about what I do everyday, that maybe it would give you peace of mind to know that I do not take lunch on the days that I arrive later than usual. Your comment the other day about 'doggy daycare' was so cute, you must of really thought extra hard to come up with it. In the future if you have a problem with how my workday goes, I advise you to have a talk with our boss, who, by the way, has determined that my arrangement with HER is appropriate. I don't tell you how to answer phones, or update your facebook, so let me relieve you of whatever burning desire you may have to ever talk about it with me again. Thanks, sweetie. Oh, and have a nice time with your dog tonight!"<br /><br />Is it wrong for me to encourage more bitchiness? If it helps, I think her whole statement was mental and tacky. Doggie freaking daycare... please.Sabrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13125258166536698695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-44998337332541237382010-09-14T21:16:14.397-04:002010-09-14T21:16:14.397-04:00Wow. Just wow. People can be such f-kers.
I belie...Wow. Just wow. People can be such f-kers. <br />I believe in karma. Truly and completely. If this girl ever gets pregnant (and lord help us all if she procreates), she'll be the one puking in the garbage can next to her desk. For ALL nine months. Guaranteed.<br />Feel better?<br />:) Robin<br />cinnamon & honeyUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18316441725033161352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-85304585333760415382010-09-14T21:01:07.724-04:002010-09-14T21:01:07.724-04:00How did you know I wee into a bucket?!How did you know I wee into a bucket?!Frogs in my formulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15588651443689809504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-9165056327584013512010-09-14T18:16:57.084-04:002010-09-14T18:16:57.084-04:00Maybe an email, outlining for the benefit of the w...Maybe an email, outlining for the benefit of the whole office why you no longer eat lunch and have to wee into a bucket under your desk instead of taking bathroom breaks?<br /><br />Yes, it's passive aggressive. But sometimes it's worth putting it all right out there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-71632344111378638382010-09-14T15:25:36.452-04:002010-09-14T15:25:36.452-04:00what a buttsore your coworker is. If your boss is ...what a buttsore your coworker is. If your boss is good with what you do, who cares what the tart has to say? She's envious of your ability to juggle and probably you over all.<br /><br />Imagine her faceplanting into the wall after you shove your foot in her ass. That will make you feel better.Catooteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18243965613106099628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-86500941756415697442010-09-14T12:52:44.801-04:002010-09-14T12:52:44.801-04:00I managed that office.
I had no kids but I underst...I managed that office.<br />I had no kids but I understood.<br />If the bitch doesn't get it it is HER problem not yours. You only have to worry about your boss and how she knows you are getting your work done.<br /><br />Then let Karma do its work. The bitch will have a Damien child. hehbrokenteepeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06907414560986208401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-46994222456003485642010-09-14T12:42:25.583-04:002010-09-14T12:42:25.583-04:00Aaahhh, be patient grasshopper. A karmic opportun...Aaahhh, be patient grasshopper. A karmic opportunity shall arise and you will be perfectly positioned to turn the tables.NeColehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604111381527313033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-75084524098851944342010-09-14T11:38:53.742-04:002010-09-14T11:38:53.742-04:00Ahhh, nothing like cow-workers to make the bull fl...Ahhh, nothing like cow-workers to make the bull flow freely. What a wench.Mama Badgerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14728171552859416176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-26947610977600868762010-09-14T11:37:23.902-04:002010-09-14T11:37:23.902-04:00Bitch. What is the matter with some people?Bitch. What is the matter with some people?Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-12054762317019287272010-09-14T10:43:56.221-04:002010-09-14T10:43:56.221-04:00hehe Bring her Juniour art for her "cube"...hehe Bring her Juniour art for her "cube""kyootyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05001748005643667487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-72143663275435296932010-09-14T09:55:12.176-04:002010-09-14T09:55:12.176-04:00what an uber bitch. good luck.what an uber bitch. good luck.Brandy@YDKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11362084419708971995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-84312037095706285872010-09-14T09:44:21.847-04:002010-09-14T09:44:21.847-04:00I SO feel the need to comment! I am a seether and ...I SO feel the need to comment! I am a seether and a working, single parent and I work my butt off every.single.day! <br /><br />I would walk into her office tomorrow, close the door and start the conversation with 'That comment that you made last week really disturbed me'... and then map out your arrangement with your boss. She may have some stupid comeback but you WILL feel better afterwards for just getting it out there! <br />Trust me! Better to address it than leave it! Confrontation works best with verbal bullies!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08621258164214375552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-61242073052444994112010-09-14T09:28:03.163-04:002010-09-14T09:28:03.163-04:00Don't you just hate it when the perfect comeba...Don't you just hate it when the perfect comeback comes to you at 2 in the morning, well after the fact?The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1824745890000210678.post-31590163013074087222010-09-14T08:57:48.214-04:002010-09-14T08:57:48.214-04:00This happened to me too.
As far as I'm concer...This happened to me too.<br /><br />As far as I'm concerned - if the person who signs my paycheck understands what is happening, I don't give a damn what anyone else thinks.Lindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01001887689493380499noreply@blogger.com