ABOUT ME

About me: My husband Chuck, our five-year-old Junior, our two-year-old Everette and I live in a town in Connecticut I affectionately call Mulletville Lite (aka my childhood hometown). My friends call me Nutjob, and they're right. In my husband's spare time he dresses up as a Viking and chases ghosts (and I'm the nutjob?). When I'm not busy working as a graphic designer, I blog at funnynotslutty.com and soggypuffs.com.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Hold the milk

Remember the game Operation? Well, we got to play a round as a family this morning.

Junior decided to stick a Kix in his ear. The little round kernel fits perfectly in a child's ear. So much so I couldn't fish it out with my fingers. I had to use plastic tweezers and Charles had to hold Junior down so he didn't squirm.

What's grosser than a mushy Kix?

A mushy Kix covered in ear goo.

1 comment:

Mary Anna said...

Don't you know about the crush and blow? On an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond," I learned an invaluable tip for dealing with cereal in bodily openings. Of course, they were talking about a Cheerio up the nose, but I think it could work in lots of openings.

You crush the offending cereal then blow it out. Seems like this might work in the ear (says the mommy whose older son had tubes put in at 8 months then had them removed a few months ago because they had come loose and one actually moved backwards and lodged into the ear drum so the drum had to be covered with a patch).

(Maybe this is why I haven't been asked to contribute to any articles in "Parents" magazine!)